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September 16th, 2009

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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 03:45 pm
8/28
Today I'm being a rockstar and am trying to start up conversations with teachers based on things they like. It's stressful, having to think so much, but it also endears me to people. One teacher was interested in my kanji practice, so I later showed him my study website and how you can make your own study lists (even in chemistry! his subject!), I asked the lunch lady how long she'd worked here (23 years! what the crap!), and I had a conversation about jelly fish with the biology professor because I read an article about how swarms of them are going to invade Japan in September, thus threatening the ecosystem. baaaalller.

I got a potato roll from the school store. Essentially that means potato salad on a hot dog bun. Interesting.

Another topic of interest: they almost never use credit cards here and they don't have debit cards at all. It's a cash-based society, which means to pay bills, even for hotels, you need to take them to a bank or a convenience store and pay there. It's interesting. You bring your bill to the counter and they ring it up along with your potato chips, magazine, and Asahi beer. Convenient, really. Though it's a little inconvenient for me because I'm not used to it. Some bills, like my rent, have to be paid only at banks, and of course after a 10 hour work day at school, the banks are not open. I'll have to skip out a bit early on Monday to pay my rent.

I went home a little earlier today (only 40 minutes after my work day ended!), knowing I had to go to the volunteer meeting for the cruise ship event. I took the train for the first time in town with a woman I will call, The Actress. She’s the woman I met with Mochi-san at the jazz festival. I call her The Actress because she’s always putting on some sort of baby act, and when I she asked me a whole string of personal questions and I turned them around on her after my answers, she took the Japanese actress approach and said her age is “a secret.”

It was a little awkward on account of all that, but since I was having such a good Japanese day I was able to carry the conversation in both languages. At the meeting, I got sequestered to a different group from her but I realized that I can understand a lot more Japanese than I could a month earlier at the last meeting. Like a ton!

I met a lot of new people at the meeting, including a woman who speaks Spanish. When she found out I could, she wanted to hear me talk and I found it very difficult because Japanese kept getting in the way. It makes me wonder if I’ll ever be able to be trilingual or if I’m always going to go back and forth between priority languages. Speaking of Spanish, I saw some people from Spain being interviewed on Japanese television and though they had the dub in Japanese you could still hear the original track. My Spanish isn’t great, but my Spanish vocabulary and grammar is so much better that it brought me great relief to hear the Spanish after being bombarded so much with Japanese over the last month. My brain actually opted to follow the Spanish instead. Sorry, Japan.

After the meeting, I went out with Mochi, The Actress, and some of their friends to a place called The Lion of Oz. It’s an old Japanese Inn that’s been revamped into a restaurant/bar that really reminds me a lot of the funkiest of U.S. coffee shops. There was eclectic shit thrown around everywhere and they served a kind of Japanese Italian fusion cooking, which I maintain is the best food I’ve had since I’ve been here. And cheap too!

The proprietor was a little old man who’s friends with Mochi. I told him how good his food was and we talked about it for a little while. He told me the marinara sauce on the pasta had been stewing for 17 hours!! The talent was pretty cool too, the opening was a duo of college boys who’d only been a band for two days (they were pretty good, considering!) and the main act was a man and a woman (dressed like a sailor and a maid) who did vaudeville style comedy based on classic anime and they sang covers of the opening and closing theme songs. My favorite was when the woman sang the Sailor Moon opening, all the women I was with were like “Oh! That takes me back!! <3 <3 <3!”

One of the women in our party had just had a birthday, so we’d brought her a cake. It was a strawberry tart with cake underneath, gigantic strawberries, homemade cream, and the best crust ever. Japanese dessert tends to suit a different palate, so the fact that I loved this so much really highlights the fact that I HAVE to find that bakery!

In short, I had a really great time with cool people. Their English was okay and my Japanese was okay, which meant low stress for me.

At about 10:30 PM I got a phone call from The Canadian (whom I’d met on the bus during orientation in Sapporo and invited to my house, remember) saying that him and Rin had arrived at my train station. At which point I panicked because I was in a crowded bar on the other side of town and they were two blocks from my house. Fortunately Tomo-chan struck into action and agreed to take me home. I felt bad, but mostly I felt like, “I told you guys I’d have to leave when the Canadians called, so it’s your fault for dragging me out here so far and then lingering forever!”

Tomo-chan was also nice enough to drive us back to my place, at which point The Canadian, Rin, and me talked late into the night. I kind of felt like I was playing “that girl,” because the stories of ridiculousness and Japanese culture just kept pouring from my mouth. I don’t think they found it distasteful though.

I went on for about an hour telling stories of ridiculous things the Pred had done and how I suffered for it. Kind of puts things in perspective, but at least I got some cool points from it all. It was a great night, all in all, especially since I’d managed to get my apartment mostly clean. Not as clean as my usual standards, and nothing had been rearranged and made to look cool yet, but at least it was habitable.

Based on something I’d said in a conversation about Sapporo Orientation, The Canadian pieced together that I’d missed the first morning on account of oversleeping. He told me that he’d seen me rush in with my suitcase, but he hadn’t figured out until now that I’d just arrived because I’d overslept. At the time he saw me run into the room he was like, “What’s that girls’ deal? Why does she have her luggage? She must be really organized. Should I have my luggage too?” lol Clearly I did not lose much face that day, traumatic as it was! (Also, no one from school has said anything to me about it, so I’m glad I kept it on the down-low!)
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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 03:52 pm
8/29
In the morning, it was fun to get up with a full house again after living alone for a while. My companions were talking a lot about Onsens and needing to go to one, after all, the Hell Festival is all about onsens (hot springs). As much as the idea was intriguing, I wasn’t much excited to get naked in a room full of Japanese women.

We took our time and hopped a train to the next city, and then a bus. There were a lot of gigantic stuffed bears all around (the gross real kind, not the cute kind), which meant a lot of ridiculous photos were taken. I was also lucky enough to turn down two bathrooms with squat toilets only to discover the most luxuriant set of toilets I’ve ever seen in Japan when I couldn’t wait any longer. Lucky!!

The excitement was building! They also had some great omiyage stores, so I stocked up on presents (for myself and others!) and they had cute cute demon themed snacks like chocolate covered battle clubs and the like. Demons, demons, everywhere. In Japanese, demons are called oni, so henceforth that’s what I’ll call them.

The oni are relatively cute and brightly colored folks, always dressed in animal skins with little horns. I suppose they can’t be sinister beings when they bring you the hot springs you love up from the bowels of hell.

We milled around for a while waiting for CR to show up. (I will call him CR because he reminds me of the Canadian version of the amazing Raymond WR.) Alcohol was purchased and consumed in the street in front of cops. Pictures were taken of this activity. A woman looked at us like we were soooo weird, but she’ll never understand until she lives in a city where it’s illegal! Also during our wait, we found the mountain with the giant bear park on top. There was a small lift like a ski lift that you could ride up to the entrance. It was the most rickety thing ever, which of course meant we were willing to pay the $2 to ride it up 3 flights of stairs. We chatted with the lift manager for a while, though it was mostly me because he didn’t speak English and Rin and The Canadian don’t speak much Japanese. He was a funny dude and he shared a Japanese joke with me. When I asked if we could bring our beers on the lift, he said, “Yes, you can drink your beers. Just don’t drink anyone else’s beer!” LOLS

From there we refused to ride all the way to the top and pay $20 to see some bears, so we meandered and eventually CR showed up. The Canadian was hell-bent (no pun intended) on getting an oni mask and we couldn’t find the free ones, so he bought one for $8 of pretty decent quality, which of course lead to even more shenanigans involving chasing children and dancing around for old women in a demon mask. While we were taking pictures with the giant fiberglass oni, a little boy and his mom were waiting and we invited him into our shots. At that point, his mom said, “Yes! Go stand next to Nee-san (big sister)! And I was like “yeeeeeeee! :D :D “ After that, the Candian noticed an old woman waiting nearby and he helped her up onto the platform and took a picture with her too. Her daughter was tickled and so was she. It was just as cute, if not cuter, than the little boy incident.

We had some time to kill before the real festivities, so we decided to explore the hiking trails behind the city. This was a very good idea, because it lead us around beautiful trails, through forests, and past boiling lakes, rivers, and geysers, and jagged cliff faces from the explosion of boiling waters many years ago. The ground was steaming volcanic gas in some places, which is all well and fine on tv but when you see it in real life it just doesn’t make sense and it’s absolutely amazing. I can’t imagine what it’d be like to be the first person to stumble across it and realize you could die by getting in the water. There were signs everywhere saying, “DO NOT DRINK THIS. DO NOT TOUCH THIS,” in multiple languages and many areas were blocked off to keep you out (in a very natural and complementary way though, it’s not like the effect was destroyed.)

The whole place smells like sulfur because of the onsens and volcanic activity, but you get used to it.

I knew I didn’t really want to go to a real onsen and get naked, so I really pushed for us to go to the natural foot bath, a river of 80 degree water where you could strip off your shoes and wade around. It was fabulous! Also while we were there, I met the daughter of the eccentric yakitori celebrity from my city! She was visiting with her Canadian husband, studying up to open a yakitori shop in Canada. What a small world! I can’t wait to see him again and tell him I met his daughter!

The food was also not to be outdone. I ate green tea ice cream, a tornado potato (similar but not quite as fantastic as the guruguru wiener!) and a giant baseball sized ball of gooey fried cheese. AWESOME. After that, we ALL decided we needed masks to match The Canadians, so we bought them and there were more shenanigans. There were mikoshi at this parade again (portable shrines) and though they were a lot less raucous, the Canadian boys got in on the action and helped carry it, which was easier said than done, considering they were significantly taller than their carrying brethern. In the street we ran into a good 15 other JETs from varying distances and it felt a little like home. Impromptu dance parties and taiko performances were erupting everywhere, I joined in the giant demon dance conga line and when one of the dance parties surfaced with me in the center, I couldn’t help but dance and hop until I couldn’t any more. It felt good, out of all the time in my life I’ve spent hesitating about physical activity, I was able to let loose. I am optimistic for my future dance parties ^.^

Impromptu dance parties in Japan are very cool because they’re very organized, someone will solo an instrument while everyone squats, and then the whole band starts in and everyone begins jumping around again. It’s very exciting that way, fleshing out the mood with up time and down time. It makes you feel like you’re building something.

At the end of the night, we took a cab back to the train station because the busses had stopped running. Still, it wasn’t so expensive because there were four of us. I kept steady Japanese conversation with the driver, which I was very proud of, and when we got back to the City by the Sea we bought a ton of Japanese snacks from the conbini and had a little nightcap of our own. None of us could quite believe the fantastic time we’d had.
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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 04:17 pm
8/30
In the morning, we lost CR. I figured he’d gone for a walk, and I was right. He watched surfers in the ocean and came back with the fixings for a 1st class North American breakfast, which was fabulous because I’d been eating second rate breakfasts and Japanese breakfasts, so it was nice to have a change. I had bacon for the first time in Japan, and I’m sad to say it was not very delicious.

I’m glad there were enough beds in my apartment and surprisingly enough, they weren’t the worst for comfort! Much fun was had with the robot the K-o-balds sent me, who has since been named “Belt Bot” on account of his expert holding of CR’s belt, and he’s been given a place of honor on the washing machine. Additionally, now I won’t be able to get rid of the stuffed husky The Pred left behind, because just as many jokes were made about him and he was renamed, “White Boots.”

We chilled a little, watched some videos of cats playing the piano on the internet, and unfortunately time goes quickly and soon enough they were on their train home. I was very sad to see them go and I’m very sad they live so far away. If we want to hang out it will be $60 for a train ticket, $30 for a bus ticket. Why can’t they be the ones around me instead of the fuddy duddies who are?

These are definitely people I want to keep in touch with.
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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 11:22 pm
Year 2, Class 4 should win some sort of prize for ridiculousness.

Most of my classes today were very subdued and their English was poor, but I came into Class 2-4 and they were noisy noisy noisy. My favorite kid from the archery club was in that class and Nemoto-sensei had told me the class was “cheerful.” Boy was that an understatement. My predecessor had told me that the sports boys were usually stoic, except the baseball team, who will flirt with anyone and anything. This class was a lot of baseball players, if it's any indication of what's to come.

I’ve decided you can judge the flirtatiousness and boisterousness of a classroom based on the hairstyles of the boys. The more ikemen haircuts the more likely you are to get nothing done.

We played my game and the shit busted apart. Kids were screaming at each other and one boy, after having to answer a question in English, insisted that he needed to go to the bathroom instead of answering the question. When the game was over, one of the boys started chanting, “Game more one!!” I didn’t care that the English wasn’t correct, I just was happy he was speaking English!

Then the teacher says, “No, we’re going to have our quiz,” and I’m not kidding, one kid goes, “EeeeEEEeee??” and then two, and then before we know it, all 40 of them are going, “eeEEEEeeeE??” in a loop for literally 30+ seconds until the teacher caved and asked if I had another game. I didn’t feel like thinking anything up, so I told them I’d do another special one next time just for them. Then the boy from archery club raised his hand and asked if we could do a question session. Of course, I knew that was trouble, seeing as once the teacher consented (so much for the quiz??) they started chanting for the boy who’d gone to the bathroom. Clearly I was in for trouble. When he returned, the room erupted and everyone was prodding him to say something. The first question was about Japanese food, then the next questions were about boyfriends and it steadily got worse and worse, but I’m proud to say I was prepared. THIS is the classroom everyone warns you about, so I was READY for them (bear in mind, there's no way to win in this situation unless you break all the rules).

Bathroom boy: "Will you go fishing with me?"
Me: "When?"
Bathroom boy: "I love fishing."
Me: "...oh yeah?"

Ikemen boy 1: *thoughtful pause* “Tell me about your first love.”
Me: “Okay. I was fourteen. It was summer time. Johnny Depp was my boyfriend.”
The students didn’t really get it, but they weren’t fazed...

Ikemen boy 2: “Do you have a boyfriend? Can I be your boyfriend?”
The class erupted in laughter. The teacher did nothing.
Me: “…Do you have money?”
Class EXPLODES in laughter.
Ikemen boy 1: “I have money!”

Bathroom boy: “In this class, which boys do you like the best?”
Me: “I like the boys that speak English a lot.”
Bathroom boy: “KIMURA! CHANCE! チヤンスがあるんだ!”
Kids prod Kimura to ask a question.
Kimura, at a loss for a question, gives a statement: “I want you.”
Me: *strikes disapproving pose like I’m about to end the game*…do YOU have money?”
Kimura: “No I do not :( :( “
Me: “Good luck then.”
Ikemen boy 1: “I have money!!”
Me: “Then, we can talk after class!”

Ikemen boy 1: “What is your dream proposal?”
Me: “Hm…difficult. My dream proposal...probably...inside a giant robot.”
Ikemen boy 1: “I don’t…I can’t…”
Me: “That’s too bad.”
Ikemen boy 1: “I can do this: We can go to suchinsuch restaurant. It has a good view. I will bring my money. I love you.”
Me: “Will there be robots?”
Ikemen boy 1: “um…”
Me: “No...Any other questions?”

Bathroom boy: “Will you write…er…*asks sensei*”
Nemoto-sensei: “He wants you to compete with him at drawing a crab.” *classroom is quiet*
Me: “…*rolls head in best fighting pose, in gangster voice* CHAAAALLENGE??
*bathroom boy comes to the blackboard, we both grab chalk…and the sneaky bastard starts writing crab in kanji. I shoot him a dirty look, and write crab in English and underline it.*
Bathroom boy: “Ok, ok, real, ok.”
Me: “ok.”
*We begin to draw and he draws something that looks like the Cheat from Strongbad Email and I draw the cutest crab I can muster…then I draw a giant dinosaur eating his crab and the class goes crazy. He starts to draw on my crab and I wipe the board smugly with my hand*
Bathroom boy: “;_; You. Winner.”

Eventually we did a lesson in the last 10 minutes lol BEST. CLASS. EVER.
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